I’m allergic to watermelon. I’m allergic to watermelon. I’m allergic to watermelon.
So it’s currently summer and scorching hot out at all hours of the day (and night). Watermelon is a godsend! It’s so cool and refreshing! Here in Korea you can find watermelon all over the place sold my Korean ajjummas on the street corners. For just 1,000KRW you could buy yourself a BIGASS chunk of watermelon. So crisp, so juicy, so cool and so refreshing. I’m allergic to watermelon. FML
But that’s not all. I’m also allergic to cantaloupe, honeydew, banana, mango, avocado, walnuts, shrimp, lobster, crab, and a ton of other stuff that ain’t coming to mind. Sigh.